9 Comments for can anyone crack this code my friend sent me?

• 1. Amy  |  February 15th, 2011 at 8:17 am

  its this story about a girl who has a boyfriend but she cant appreciate him but she loves him but theres this other dude thats a mutual friend of both the girl and the boyfriend and the girl secretly wants him but he plays hard to get and she knows he wants her but hes so stupid and oblivious to the fact that she wants him
  BASICALLY I LIKE YOU
  …sike ….

  [ i ended my interpretation because you laughed at my 7% you're lucky i don't hang up this phone on you ]

  edit: mikey your so awesome with your high percentage of best answers :) .. it’s time to give back to others ahem me!!

  edit2: OH MY! i cant say that on yahoo they’ll suspend me for sure!

• 2. §  |  February 15th, 2011 at 8:30 am

  It says:
  I just realized I’m gay and madly in love with you.
  will you go out with me?

• 3. zakieh  |  February 15th, 2011 at 9:08 am

  smart. . . . you see if anyone is dumb enough to acctually try and crack this!

• 4. YellowStarburst™  |  February 15th, 2011 at 9:34 am

  Alienese

• 5. Kyle F  |  February 15th, 2011 at 10:22 am

  i think your friend didnt send u this as a code… i think they were trying 2 tell u something, but they didnt know how to spell lol

• 6. jmpainting1@sbcglobal.net  |  February 15th, 2011 at 10:51 am

  Well, we the people have a new president. It’s an exciting time for Americans, whether or not you agree with President Barack Obama’s plans. My hope is that our new president will instill some confidence in people, not necessarily set out to fix everybody and everything.

  There are some bogus government strategies floating around to stimulate the economy and “save us from ourselves.” Just because they’re all everyone talks about doesn’t make them true! Here are a few of the big issues:

  Tax Breaks
  These aren’t bad, and I would never turn them down. But to think that tax breaks single-handedly stimulate the economy is laughable. Remember last fall? Those stimulus checks didn’t fix the problem, so what makes us think it’s going to fix everything this time? Did you know it was your money to start with? They’re just giving it back to you and making you feel good about it. If you’re looking for $1,000 to change your life this year, you obviously don’t have a life to start with!

  It may help you today or this month, but $1,000 will do very little for you in the long run. To win with money, you’ve got to think long term.

  Patriotic Duty
  The government wants you to spend, spend, spend—and many Americans are taking this advice while still in debt! No matter what the talking heads say, it is not your patriotic duty to spend money you don’t have. Your duty is to take care of yourself and your household with the money you earn from an honest day’s work.

  If you have your full emergency fund and are in a position to buy something, now is the perfect time! You can get some fabulous deals, but don’t let the deals entice you if you haven’t planned ahead and don’t have the cash!

  National Deficit
  The dog is still chasing its tail.

  Debt started the problem, so what is the current plan to fix the problem? More debt!
  What really drives the economy? Is it D.C.’s programs or small-business people scattered throughout the country? This down economic time will begin to heal itself. Do we have to go $1 trillion in debt to do that? No way!

  The good news is that our future as an economy isn’t coming out of Washington. Our future prosperity is coming out of the hopes, dreams and individual freedoms of the American people. When left alone, we have a tendency to prosper.

  The healing of the economy will begin and end with you. Yes, you, the person you see in the mirror! You have to make your decision as to whether or not you’re going to take part in the recession.

  As for our new president, if you’re not a fan, pray for him. He’s your president. If you are a fan, pray for him. He’s your president, not your savior. Your hope will be crushed if you wait for him and his administration—or anyone else—to fix your life and give you money.

  good luck

• 7. Adametri  |  February 15th, 2011 at 11:32 am

  So this is what dyslexia feels like…?

• 8. VoyagerFanatic  |  February 15th, 2011 at 11:49 am

  well since everyone else is typing random stuff,here i go,muahhahhahahaa

  OBAMA: My fellow citizens:

  I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.

  Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because we the people have remained faithful to the ideals of our forebears, and true to our founding documents.

  So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans.

  That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.

  These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land — a nagging fear that America’s decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights.

  Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America — they will be met.

  On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.

  On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics.

  We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.

  In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of shortcuts or settling for less. It has not been the path for the faint-hearted — for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the doers, the makers of things — some celebrated but more often men and women obscure in their labor, who have carried us up the long, rugged path towards prosperity and freedom.

  For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life.

  For us, they toiled in sweatshops and settled the West; endured the lash of the whip and plowed the hard earth.

  For us, they fought and died, in places like Concord and Gettysburg; Normandy and Khe Sanh.

  Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction.

  This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions — that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.

  For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act — not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology’s wonders to raise health care’s quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. All this we will do.

  Now, there are some who

• 9. Dodomeat  |  February 15th, 2011 at 12:49 pm

  Sure! That’s easy stuff. Here goes,,,,

  It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and points out every building of interest.

  At the end of the tour, the Colonel says, “What about that little stable over there? What’s that for?”

  “Well,” says the clerk, and looks at the ground in embarassment, “you may have noticed there aren’t any women on the base. You see, we keep a camel in that there stable, so that when the men get their urges they can –”

  The Colonel holds up his hand, shakes his head and cuts off the clerk midsentence. “PLEASE! Say no more. I get the point.”

  Well, as you can imagine, after a few weeks on the base the Colonel too felt the need for a woman, and so he found himself at the clerk’s desk one Saturday afternoon. “Tell me,” the Colonel said in a whisper, looking over his shoulder to be sure no one else could hear, “is the camel free this afternoon?”

  The clerk checks his appointment book and nods in the affirmative. “How about I schedule you in for 2:00?”

  The Colonel nods and walks away. At 2:00 he makes his way to the stable, walks in, and gently closes the door behind him. He finds a small stepping stool nearby, moves it behind the camel, and climbs onto it. Then he lowers his trousers, and begins, well, making love to the camel.

  Just as he’s nearing his peak, the door opens suddenly and the Colonel spins around in shock and embarrassment to see the clerk standing there with a big grin on his face. As the Colonel begins to yell for him to leave, the clerk interrupts him with a quizzical look on his face.

  “Begging your pardon, sir, but wouldn’t it have been simpler for you to just ride the camel into town to find a woman, like the other men do?”

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