Did you know these AMAZING facts?

Did you know these AMAZING facts?
1. Milk feels pain.
2. Rain is Jesus’ wee wee.
3. You can play a slice of cheese in a DVD player.
4. God is triangular.
5. If you change TV channels, the reporter you were watching DIES INSTANTLY!
6. If you stand in one place long enough, the government puts up road signs leading to you.
8. The number ‘seven’ does not exist.
9. There’s no such thing as kangaroos. They’re just mice standing very near.
10. Stick figures were the cause of Hurricane Katrina.
11. Daniel Meade wears silk boxers.
12. If they name a natural disaster after you, you have to pay for the damages.

What’s that you’re saying? ‘Tell us more Ms Science?’ Well, okay!
13. Clowns melt at 30 degrees Celsius.
14. Cat leavings are worth twenty bucks in China.
15. If you don’t name every ant you see, you’ll die at the age of forty one.
16. Snowmen run an underground cock fighting ring while you’re asleep.
17. I’M HIGH!!1
18. Gnomes just love killing people. Watch out.
19Flamingoses are actually Government spies.
10. Lions carry barcode scanners when hunting for Zebra to see how much they cost.
11. At the end of the unpublished manuscript, Harry Potter grows up and marries you.
12. Trees take pictures of you while you sleep.

*Screams and is shot*.

Best answer:

dude that was not funny instead go buy some snaple drinks and read the caps homes

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