I littered I left a can of soda on the street, will the FBI investigate it and take it to forensics lab?

Like dust the can of soda for finger prints, check for DNA samples, race back the barcode to when and where it was purchased to analyze surveillance tapes and then send out officers asking people if they recognize the man whom failed to throw away the can of soda?

I am worried this is happening right now and the FBI is launch a huge investigation.

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7 Comments for I littered I left a can of soda on the street, will the FBI investigate it and take it to forensics lab?

1. King Michael ???????? | November 13th, 2010 at 7:45 am

Yes, ad you will get a 100 dollar fine when they find you! DUN DUN DUN!
2. Junior | November 13th, 2010 at 8:05 am

Normally no, they don’t, its normally if they catch you in the act of littering. also why Wild the FBI investigate a stupid can when they have bigger problems :)
3. niteliter131 | November 13th, 2010 at 8:52 am

I remember that happened to my brother. Except that he missed the trashcan by 20 feet so the Fine was 10000 dollars
4. kenny k | November 13th, 2010 at 9:35 am

Absolutely not. You have already been placed under surveillance for your other nefarious activities. This latest misdemeanor of yours is just another brick in the wall of your cell.
5. David | November 13th, 2010 at 9:48 am

no, this only proves you are disrespectful to other people that are decent.
6. Landwarrior | November 13th, 2010 at 10:07 am

You should be worried. The FBI has already launched a huge investigation and manhunt. The US Marshals Service is looking for you right now. Customs and Border Protection knows not to let you into or out of the country. The Secret Service has hurried President Obama into a secure location, in case your act of littering is the first in a crime spree that would end with the President’s assassination. All police and sheriff’s departments in the country now have a picture of you, and are searching for you.

Your picture and a warning was put on all major TV channels. Nationwide hysteria followed. Now, angry lynch mobs are forming and looking for you in cities all across the country.

In fact, this has been declared a national emergency. Military special operations forces are being mobilized to hunt you down. Marines and soldiers are enforcing martial law in all major cities, with orders to shoot you on sight. The military is at DEFCON-2. The use of nuclear weapons is being considered to stop you. Constitutional rights have been suspended, in the interest of national security, until you are caught.

You have no chance of escape. In fact, you may want to get on the ground and put your arms out to your side right now, because the SWAT team will be knocking down your door…NOW!
7. Daniel? | November 13th, 2010 at 10:54 am

Are you high? do you have any idea how much forensics stuff costs? the can probably got picked up by some eco-conscious person like me.thanks for the nickel(:

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