If Obama were 2 ask you 2 accept an invisible barcode tattoo on your forehead or hand to get benefits, would U?
If Obama were 2 ask you 2 accept an invisible barcode tattoo on your forehead or hand to get benefits, would U?
Obama has promised a lot. The people who voted for him are counting on it. But we have a huge problem with fraud, identity theft, and illegal immigration out there. Technology now exists where tattoos can be put on the body that are only visible via infrared light…like the scanners at the grocery store.
The controversy over phony voter registrations became a big election issue this last go ’round. But tattoos identifying precisely who you are would solve many of those identification problems at the polling booth as well as ANY other location throughout society where identification and validation of the person was necessary.
So you know you love Obama. Imagine his smiling face coming on the television to tell you about his innovative new program to send certain Americans stimulus checks but he needs to validate who you really are before his representative would hand you the check.
And for middle income Americans, he wants to give you a TAX BREAK like he promised, but to identify who you are to make sure you qualify, you need to have his invisible tattoo on your hand. He’ll even offer special financial incentives for the first 50 million Americans to sign up and get invisibly tattooed!
Would you do it?
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8 Comments for If Obama were 2 ask you 2 accept an invisible barcode tattoo on your forehead or hand to get benefits, would U?
1. lawrenceba549 | February 15th, 2011 at 8:41 am
No way.
2. bob_frangione2000 | February 15th, 2011 at 9:13 am
The “Real I.D.” idea couldn’t get through even the House of Representatives. A tattoo barcode would be nearly impossible to even get out of committee. The technology does not exist and it would not be fool or fraud proof.
3. Not A Moonbat | February 15th, 2011 at 9:36 am
I’m hoping not to do anything Obama sez. We’re all going to wind up homeless and hungry anyway when he’s done with this country.
4. tripwire | February 15th, 2011 at 10:27 am
I would tell Obama to stick his barcode up his ass.
5. EMT14 | February 15th, 2011 at 11:13 am
Ha ha..this cracks me up..
I want the tattoo on my butt of Obama.
He can kiss my a**
6. Time travler | February 15th, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Oh my gosh NO! That is way too much like 666, the sign of the beast. Are you trying to tell us that you think he may be it? I’m with you anyways on this.
7. PAULO | February 15th, 2011 at 12:34 pm
No, I won’t… although I absolutely think to refuse the mark would be an act of civil disobedience, and subject to prosecution under federal law!
8. dudo | December 5th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
ohhh noooo I would not put a barcode nowhere… this obama dude is nuts what is he thinking???
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